1. Girls make all the rules.

    Submitted by B.

     
  2. DTF?

    Dec 6, 2011 – 8:38pm

    hi there are u DTF?I really hope so cuz u are super fine and worth my time!!
    Submission. 
    Editor’s note: DTF, for those of you who don’t waste your life watching Jersey Shore and other crap television, is “down to fuck.” 
     
  3. You thought you knew charming.

    HI! 

    I’m interested in you, your pictures and your personality… although, I’m not here in portland to stay for very long and I just want to fuck like silly school children. I don’t expect to be here much longer than christmas and I’m in a position as to where I am working and not ‘hanging out’ so much… prefer the straight up and honest approach. hahaha…basically, I want to fuck you silly. 

    I’m clean, and reasonable, and not fucking crazy… just here on my own and want to get flirty and adventurous! interested possibly? 

    let me know! 

    Submission.

     
  4. Straight to the point

    Incoming message:

    Hi sexy… Let’s have sex :) will rock our bed ……. 

    6.5 inch long….get fun…..

    Submitted by JF.

     
  5. Noooooo.

    Him:hey want to hang out some time?

    Him:can I fuck you in my bed<3 ?

    Him:Hiiiiiiiii whattt up?

    Her:Noooooooo.

    Him: well i thought u were cute and im also a vegetarian ,but ur a STUCK Up bitch,