1. Taking The Hint 101

    1. Him: Do you like bi guys?
    2. Me: I don't not like bi guys...?
    3. Him: Cool, I'm bi but I like being discreet about it. So, how are you?
    4. Me: Interesting introduction.
    5. Him: So, do you hang out with a lot of gay/bi people?
    6. Me: I guess so. I mean. I don't go out of my way or anything.
    7. Him: Cool, so what are you looking for?
    8. Me: That's what my profile is for.
    9. Him: Maybe we can hang out sometime?
    10. Me: I don't think so, bro.
     
  2. Just a little social organizing taking place, that’s all!

    Putting together an FFM or FFFM where I get to experience getting dominated.. like truly. Ever want to take your frustrations out on a guy, and still have him try to please you while you have complete control.

    Also I’m sure it doesn’t just have to be a one way thing of course if your into being submissive as well. (And have a giri who is interested)

    Of course would want to meet before and chat a bit first If any of that sounds interesting, hit me back. Oh, I’m [redacted] by the way :)

    Submission.

    (Source: okcupidkillme)

     
  3. BI stands for “WILL PUT OUT WITH YOU & YOUR GF” don’tcha know.

    Hey there! You have a really one of a kind beauty…I like it! :) I guess to be blunt, I recently met a girl on here and we are having a blast! Nothing serious, but good company and “fun” behind closed doors. She is also bi and we would love to hang out sometime and see if we all hit it off! 

    I hope you take this as a compliment as we think you are sexy and would love to spoil you! 

    Hi, my name is *****

    Submission.

    (Source: okcupidkillme)

     
  4. I love you peasant girl swirling.

    hello

    May 21, 2010 – 1:11pm

    The Princess Bride is a top ten of mine! And Lost In Translation has been my life in Japan … all of it anyone will laugh at and have experienced.

    I love you peasant girl swirling; do you dance for soft butch sailors on a port call?

    You have a feminine elegance that I miss … that is appealing … and methinks you dance seductively.

    I don’t dance at all, a cost of my being an officer, I am rigid and yes you would probably have loads of fun bringing me to speechlessness and blushing in public with ease with what I imagine you can be playfully capable of.

    You are cute and more the better I sense that you have a keen sense of the tragic in life if I may guess at your disposition.

    I will be stationed in ******* again north shore; is it too far and are you (or desire) monogamous and are you (in private) submissive?

    T******

     
  5. How thoughtful.

    Hi

    Apr. 25, 2010 – 11:49am

    I liked your profile. My friend is moving to ******* and she is Bisexual. She was asking me if we could find a friend here to get together and do things and have fun. We are both Medical students. I am getting my license but she is still in school.

    M***

     
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  7. That’ll get you laid.

    Submitted by T:

    Another wannabe bisexual chick… ***rolls eyes***…

    Lame.

    Anyway, so what are you, ugly or cute?

    I honestly can’t tell by your profile…

    Are you like that chick in seinfeld, who was both cute and ugly, depending on the lighting…?

    Remember that episode?

    :-/