Submitted by P.
(Source: okcupidkillme)
He’s a catch!
This is why I “love” OKcupid.
Submitted by L.
Submitted by L.
Meet me for COCK tails?
I got this as a message. Did he think I’d go for it? To make everything worse his only picture was of his abs sans-head. Needless to say I passed up the opportunity. Submitted by E.
(Source: okcupidkillme)
A main profile pic for some chick. Submitted by G.
What a romantic.
Buy you “flowers, damnit?” Demanding! Here’s something that vaguely resembles a rose for free: @->—. Happy?
Submitted by L.
I have never had sex with an Asian!!
I have never had sex with an Asian!! Your cute so HMU if Ur down I’m not a weirdo just a normal dude from la lol
Submitted by L.
(Source: okcupidkillme)
god. i just want to bang you all night long, while watching tv, and eating fully dressed fat cheeseburgers, as the grease rolls off my chin and drips onto your stomach, as you smoke a cigarette and slurp on grape falvored mineral water (to hydrate yourself)
-T*******
— Submitted by I.
I want you to be my future ex- wife
— Submitted by G.
(Source: okcupidkillme)
Boy, you sure do know women good.
- Him: Hello [Username].
- Him: So why "[Username]"?
- Him: Sounds like what you might nickname your battery operated boyfriend, ifyouknowwhatimean.
- Me: Yikes.