I have never had sex with an Asian!! Your cute so HMU if Ur down I’m not a weirdo just a normal dude from la lol
Submitted by L.
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I have never had sex with an Asian!!
god. i just want to bang you all night long, while watching tv, and eating fully dressed fat cheeseburgers, as the grease rolls off my chin and drips onto your stomach, as you smoke a cigarette and slurp on grape falvored mineral water (to hydrate yourself)
-T*******
— Submitted by I.
I want you to be my future ex- wife
— Submitted by G.
(Source: okcupidkillme)
Boy, you sure do know women good.
- Him: Hello [Username].
- Him: So why "[Username]"?
- Him: Sounds like what you might nickname your battery operated boyfriend, ifyouknowwhatimean.
- Me: Yikes.
Refreshing! But still douchebaggery abounds.
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Hello,
Blah blah blah
Blah blah blah something about the weather
Blah blah blah
Blah blah blah something that sounded witty in my head, but lame when read
Blah blah blah
Hope to hear from you soon!
— Submitted by K.
(Source: okcupidkillme)
that blank zombie-like stare in your photos, says “make rough love to me in the middle china house.
— Submitted by T.
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Lose the flowery language, buddy. Get to the point.
Submitted by C.
Asshole is as asshole does.
“sorry, i’m actually amazed.
i just read your profile and you sound like you might be more of an asshole than i am.”
Submitted by C.
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