1. I find you incredibly sexy. At least as far as your OKC profile goes. You might actually be a drag and a sea donkey. But reading and checking out your pics gives me the unique sensation that I had a pull of whiskey and then was promptly hit over the head
    — Sent to OKCKM.
     
  2. Are u a girl that can fart lol jk
    — Submitted by S. 
     
  3. hey darlin im a cool indian that moved out here for work. im trying to piss off my parents my dating a nice white lady. Would you like to go out sometime?
    — Submitted by E.
     
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    aaaand that’s a block.
check the profile picture.
Submission.

    aaaand that’s a block.

    check the profile picture.

    Submission.

     
  5. He’s a catch!

    Submitted by P.

    (Source: okcupidkillme)

     
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    This is why I “love” OKcupid.
Submitted by L.

    This is why I “love” OKcupid.

    Submitted by L.

     
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    Submitted by L.

    Submitted by L.

     
  8. Meet me for COCK tails?

    I got this as a message. Did he think I’d go for it? To make everything worse his only picture was of his abs sans-head. Needless to say I passed up the opportunity. Submitted by E.

    (Source: okcupidkillme)

     
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    A main profile pic for some chick. Submitted by G.

    A main profile pic for some chick. Submitted by G.

     
  10. What a romantic.

    Buy you “flowers, damnit?” Demanding! Here’s something that vaguely resembles a rose for free: @->—. Happy? 

    Submitted by L.