OkCupid, Kill Me

Submitted by V:

Subject: D=

It really does kinda make me sad that you take the time to check out my profile but not the 30 seconds of typing to respond… ya don’t even have to be polite. I feel like a leper, what does my profile say that’s so repelling?

Submitted by I:

My Self-Summary

Hey stranger.

Why am i here? is a question that most people probably ask when they reach this point of personal disclosure. I can reasonably say that i am here because i have a busy schedule and it wont hurt to hedge my commitments. haha.

So comes the time for me to express me. Well i just had the notion of trying to find the one notion or word to describe myself; instantly “fluid” came to mind.

So.. i’m fluid.

haha

I would say that i easily get along with anyone. Like how water can get in all the cracks of a surface; I have a tendency to find a niche interest wise which produces instant rapport between the roughest surfaces and myself.
As a fluid substance i would be water. The most nonchalant of the fluids. Water whose viscosity is so strong that it needs not seek others to be content. Water which can just lounge on a leaf and enjoy the ambiance of nature. Water which can feel right at home in the chaos of a wild water system belonging to a city such as ———-.

Water which when frozen expands. With it comes its originality and strength. Water which wont be clouded once mixed with oils or other such contaminants of ill nature.

Water which is present all around us and may be sitting right next to you in a glass but may require a closer look for one to truly see all the wonders it possesses.

Are you dehydrated?

HEY! HEY YOU GUYS!

Don’t forget to submit your OK, Cupid horror stories to us! Seriously, because we seem to have scared everyone away from our own profiles.