You can’t understand me. [I am uncomfortable.]
“Hi, how are you. I am researcher in [redacted] University and new in USA. I need girlfriend here. I can’t speak English very well and I can’t understand very well. Do not be afraid, I am only not well. You looks very beautiful and I’d like to meet you a lot. Everybody likes me in my Country. I am a romance; like beautiful flowers; going to movie with you; sightseeing together New York, museums important building; to have sex; walking together hand in hand and kissing your lips. Maybe you can notice my green eyes. But don’t kiss, you can’t understand me. I am kissing very well (girls kissed by me say me). I think you send me an e-mail too. See you…”
Submitted by L.
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Tell me more about your past failed relationships - and leave out the punctuation, please!
I am fun and outgoing. I like being around calm laid back people.
I am looking for two things one is friends and a man I can connect with, I haven’t had that in a long time and I tired of settling for less I do because I am a really nice person and if I think a guy is nice I must keep well this is not the case anymore when I say connect I mean mentally physically and have things in common the last 2 guys I was with we had nothing in common it was just a pleasant time now that is a waste of my time and his time if that’s the case let’s be friends I am 25 time to start getting what I want out of life at least I can control that.
Submission.
(Source: okcupidkillme)
I have never had sex with an Asian!!
I have never had sex with an Asian!! Your cute so HMU if Ur down I’m not a weirdo just a normal dude from la lol
Submitted by L.
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The Original TL;DR. (& Maybe leave the part about how you resemble a pre-teen out of it.)
hey !
i really just wanna get talking to someone who actually wants something real :) no sexy chat or that lark! ur such a beautiful
girl :) i was kinda blown away by ya pic (if u dnt agree u cant say anything as its my opinion) :D
ahh you know uve broken my habit now! i normally just leave this and hope people make the first move but then i saw you! and
thought yeah ill give this whole first move a go :D
to be honest so far met two people! first one turned out to be 20 years older than her profile said! she said is was a typing
error and the picture she put up was an old one :S i was like whooooosh ran off lol no thank you ! then the second one we got on
really well but my nan had a stroke so i moved away to lend a hand for a week or two! then got a text off her that was ment for the
boyfriend haha! so so far im doing really well lol
your really a beautiful looking girl ya know! im sure you get tuns of messages saying that so its like yawn :P i just wanna meet
someone i can have a laugh with! someone who isnt just after sex or wants to force a relationship if it isnt there and get to
know someone properly! no games no shit lol
you look like someone id like to get to know alot more about! like what sorta things make you happy and what sorta things do ya
like in a guy?
im a very friendly dude so if im not your type im not offended one little bit but if u maybe think id be an amazing person to talk
to then im cool with making some new friends to :D can never have enough
jesus ive wrote a book! apologies for that lol ive also just noticed the amount of smileys ive used ! this message looks like a 12yr
olds msn convo haha sorry!
i write and play music and love to go out and make the most of days :D i really hope u gimme a mail back! get a good vibe off you
hope u have a nice night pretty lady………….1 more :D lol xxxx
Submitted by T.
(Source: okcupidkillme)
Make sure it’s safe.
Hey sorry to be so straightforward but would you ever consider meeting a guy such as myself for some casual sex? That is of course once we got to know each other and made sure it was safe.
Submitted by G.
(Source: okcupidkillme)
Refreshing! But still douchebaggery abounds.
From Him:
Full disclosure: Unlike the other men on this site I am not here to discuss philosophy, or the classics, or tastes in music or sporting achievments. Im here to get laid.
Im not going to lie to you about wishing to run with the bulls in Pamplona, or do a cordon bleu cookery course or study art at the Sorbonne. Im here to get laid.
Im not going to mention that I almost made it to astronaut school, or just missed selection for the red sox and fortyniners. Im here to get laid
Just kidding here to discuss transcendentalism.
What are you here for?
From Me:
That’s nice. Go the fuck away.
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HE Stinks.
In my profile I am very particular, yet respectful, about stating the political/religious beliefs I’m looking for in a man. I don’t want to waste anyone’s time! Today I got this initiating winner:
“I am religious and swing to the right politically but your feet stink so I agree, terrible match”
Submitted by C.
(Source: okcupidkillme)
Oh my.
Submitted by Y.
Archive, Delete… Where is the “commit to institution” button?
Submitted by H.
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