This is what we have to look forward to?
The tales of being a cognizant female on OKCupid.
My fair lass, perchance that I may help procure libations some evening? Methinks, excuse the candor, we may have some things in common.
(Source: okcupidkillme)
I see thou art a Shakespeare fan. I hath been that since age 8. I hope thou likest my use of his language and I would also like to ask which film version of Romeo and Juliet is thy favorite? I see thou likest chick flicks and I hath no problem with that, though I do have a stronger obsession with Hamlet. What reality doth thou enjoy? I hope to hear from thee soon.
Submitted by K.
you dye your hair, but i don’t care.
if your tits are fake, i’m unaware.
i just love the way you shake in your underwear
i really wanna see what you got under there.
and i’m unprepared to let you pass me by
let a few good ones go, hurt the worst the last time
i can’t keep you off my crass mind,
i really mean it, but don’t ask why.
Submitted by F.
Hola Bella,
You are utterly captivating, enticingly alluring, and devastatingly sexy. If there is a beauty within you that should even compare to such loveliness, then anyone would be very fortunate to know you.
It is no chore to see how perfectly you would fit within my embrace, neither to imagine it perfectly difficult to behave were I ever so fortunate to find you there.
Intrigued,
Jack
Submitted by M.
I sit in awl as I attempt to comprehend all that I discovered while reading your profile. Dazed by shear content. Offended and turned on at the same time. To gag from the odor of it all and still intrigued. Of book length and I continued to read on, it was like starring at a fatal crash along the highway. A half shaved man stunned by the boldness of it all. Is it just lust or true love?
R**
Submitted by A.
Submitted by I:
My Self Summary:
I’m not so much a person as I am an idea, manifested in flesh and intent. The duality of man must exist and therein lies my purpose for being. I keep the balance that most are too afraid to acknowledge or take responsibility for.
I will be loved. I will be hated.
But I will only ever be [douchey made up name].
The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
I can not love or be loved. I have given myself to the world and as such sacrifices are made, these consequences can not be avoided.
I enjoy the company of a woman as I am still flesh and bone and not without desires. I can not give, I can only take, so I seek the rare woman that can mirror this.
To take from each other what we need without the expectations or the lies that mislead and hurt.
I can see your intent clearly, even when you can not. If you are in need of more than I can offer, with a gentle hand I will turn you away.
Jul. 3, 2010 – 9:18pm
Your eyes are simply enchanting… your gentle smile engaging.
There is clearly an abundance of charm and intelligence about you.
I would adore the chance to cajole you into a conversation… might I?
May 21, 2010 – 1:11pm
The Princess Bride is a top ten of mine! And Lost In Translation has been my life in Japan … all of it anyone will laugh at and have experienced.
I love you peasant girl swirling; do you dance for soft butch sailors on a port call?
You have a feminine elegance that I miss … that is appealing … and methinks you dance seductively.
I don’t dance at all, a cost of my being an officer, I am rigid and yes you would probably have loads of fun bringing me to speechlessness and blushing in public with ease with what I imagine you can be playfully capable of.
You are cute and more the better I sense that you have a keen sense of the tragic in life if I may guess at your disposition.
I will be stationed in ******* again north shore; is it too far and are you (or desire) monogamous and are you (in private) submissive?
T******