OkCupid, Kill Me

Creeps, nerds, lames, weirdos, loners, awkwards, misfits, and perverts are real people. With real feelings. You should message back. At least give us the old “don’t give up you’ll find someone.”

i told him that i have no obligation to message anyone on this site and that guilting me into doing so made him a douchebag. and douchebags don’t have feelings.

he was a bit huffy with that response…

Submitted by Z.

My Self-Summary

ATTENTION::::FINAL WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!! tHIS IS MY FINAL WEEK ON THIS
SIGHT, IVE BEEN ON IT FOR ABOUT THREE MONTHS AND HAVE BEEN MORE
FRUSTRATED THAN ANYTHING. I CANT BELIEVE THE AMOUNT OF FAKE
PROFILES, AND PICTURES, WHO GETS OFF ON CALIMING THAT THEY ARE A
WOMAN!!!! I DID MEET ONE VERY NICE GIRL, AND HAD A HANDFULL OF GOOD
CONVERSATIONS, BUT FOR THE AMOUNT OF MESSAGES AND WINKS IVE SENT
OUT, IT PALES IN COMPARISON. THIS IS A DATING SIGHT CORRECT?? IM
TRYING TO MEET PEOPLE TO DATE, I WOULD THINK IF YOUR ON HERE, YOU
WANT THE SAME!!! IM SORRY IF I DONT KNOW THE RIGHT LINGO TO STRIKE
UP A CYBER CONVERSATION, BUT FOR WHAT EVER REASON, NO ONE WANTS TO
TALK TO ME. I WOULD PERFER A “GO FUCK OFF” TO JUST BEING IGNORED!!!
OH WELL, TO THOSE I HAVE MET, ITS BEEN GREAT, AND TO EVERYONE ELSE
THAT COULD NOT EVEN RESPOND TO A SIMPLE MESSAGE, I GUESS YOU WILL
NEVER KNOW WHAT COULD OF BEEN. BACK TO THE FLUFFY STUFF.

I’m really good at

sex. This is the truth. I’ve had more than my fair share of
experience, but that’s not necessarily a good thing. You see, after
I moved to *******, I “played the scene” or whatever for a while,
hooked up with a couple girls, no big deal. Thing was, they started
telling their friends about me, to the point where somehow my
sexual reputation preceded me around. Long story short, I started
getting used for sex by a couple different partners.