From his profile:
“Don’t add me if you are not going to chat its a waste of time or if you are already speaking to 10 other guys…”
Submitted by M.
(Source: okcupidkillme)
You’re not really selling me on this.
Reason #8402 why you should not put a picture of your girl(?)friend in your OkCupid profile when looking for a poly-amorous third wheel.
I call this one: Nickelback finds religion.
The six things I could never do without
WOW…. Ok lets start
1- FAKE ORGASMS.. This is the most important. As I’ve readily admitted to numerous people.. I am not, nor will I ever be, a master of the clitorus.
Do you have any tattoos?
…Or weapons?
Errr.
What?
My Self-Summary
sup? im B***. im a laid
back guy who knows how 2
have a good time. all the
guys want 2 be me and all the chicks want 2 be with me.
Husband material.