1. You can even count this as a date, if you want.

    1. Him: Truth or dare
    2. Me: truth
    3. Him: What r u wearing
    4. Me: clothes.
    5. Me: well that was fun.
    6. Submission.
     
  2. I have red hair…

    OMG! Your hairs on fire!!! Juuuuust kidding.. its not really on fire :)

    Submitted by EC

     
  3. Noooooo.

    Him:hey want to hang out some time?

    Him:can I fuck you in my bed<3 ?

    Him:Hiiiiiiiii whattt up?

    Her:Noooooooo.

    Him: well i thought u were cute and im also a vegetarian ,but ur a STUCK Up bitch,

     
  4. 21st Century Pick-up Line

    Is it really you or someone searched on Google for pretty faces and put your pic up here?”

    Submitted by K.

    Amazing.