Taking The Hint 101
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Him:
Do you like bi guys?
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Me:
I don't not like bi guys...?
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Him:
Cool, I'm bi but I like being discreet about it. So, how are you?
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Me:
Interesting introduction.
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Him:
So, do you hang out with a lot of gay/bi people?
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Me:
I guess so. I mean. I don't go out of my way or anything.
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Him:
Cool, so what are you looking for?
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Me:
That's what my profile is for.
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Him:
Maybe we can hang out sometime?
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Me:
I don't think so, bro.
Persistence is not so much key as it is creepy.
Remember this guy? Well, he’s determined. And an amnesiac.
A great pen has a good hand!
Jul. 20, 2010 – 3:54pm
Hey there,
I have your favorite pen right here with me just waiting for you. It is ridiculously expensive, but it has a small flaw in it so it need a good home. It was a gift and cost me nothing. So it is yours for the asking.
Discount the age difference will ya, I am not asking to marry you. Maybe enter a kissing marathon with you but I am not hideous. My last girlfriend sadly passed away but she was 24 when we meet, a ballerina, actress and wonderful woman who I still love and wish she was here.
I am a photographer and I just tried to hire a sales person on here for a new business venture so I am a bit of an odd duck.
The pen is yours no kiss needed.
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I think I missed something.
Message:
Hey, I sent you a message the other day and haven’t heard back from you. I’m trying to figure out why. Are you shy? Are you an incredibly slow typer? Are you playing hard to get? You know that you’re supposed to do that after you’ve meet someone, right? If you are playing hard to get, then this relationship isn’t going to work and I think we’re going to have to break up:-).
But seriously, you should send me a message. If anything, let’s swap a recipe or 2.
Cheers,
A***