if you were sitting on the beach and after a while you realized you were sitting on my face cos i had been buried in the sand with just my face above the surface would you get up or stay sitting?
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The worst answer to this that I can think of is “poop.”
A “set of haiku for you” is only ominous on OkCupid.
A set of haiku for you, inspired by that brutish picture…
She asked for one thing
she made me promise bruises
gently I obliged
She looked so angry
when promises of bruises
came true with such force
So from here I am not sure what direction to go. But I am good for conversations about subversion of authority, metaphysics, and perspectives on why the ocean is salty. Additionally, I am good for the adventure. I find acts of sabotage pleasurable, but acts of pleasure shouldn’t be sabotaged. Finally I know the best way to discover that the ocean is salty is to dive in, past midnight, when the water is darkest.
Submission.
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Don’t all relations start in a friend zone? I mean beside the truly sexual ones, of coarse.
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Join me for good convo,laughs,and UNO
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hurt me with your rough edges.
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Do YOU like being “worked over?”
You looks like a handful in all the right ways.
How did you get those bruises?
Do you like being worked over?
I like that you will give me lip, I need that.
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Thank…you?
An epiphany: Upon seeing your knee bruised photo, I got a weird erection. Not all erections are sexually enticed, mind you. Eg morning wood. It’s something to think about though, and for this, thank you.
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Hey nice profile. So you like tall strong guys that are well endowed?
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One ellipsis for me, years of suffering for you.
So girl what’s up with it you down and you like to get crazy where you from they call me reckless [redacted] Hells Angels… I am down to earth I like to enjoy life drink beer and listen to good music tomorrow’s my birthday let’s kick it
Submission.
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