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    Submitted by L.

    Submitted by L.

  2. All I eat are twinkies

    Him: Do fat girls make OKC accounts so that lots of horny guys on the internet can tell them that they’re beautiful despite all that twinkie eating?

    Me: Ooh, rhetorical question time! Do douche-bags criticize fat girls on OkCupid to make themselves feel intelligent and superior when in reality they’re just dumb schmucks who can’t even get a girl to look at them twice?

    Submitted by A.

    (Source: okcupidkillme)