1. Join me for good convo,laughs,and UNO
    — Submission.

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    nice resume =) I’m all about isms as well except exorcism. I don’t like getting puked on by the devil, he has a bad diet. I liked your profile you strike me as a woman i could connect with and it got me past your 1 picture lol, in short here’s hello

    Submitted by C.

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  3. I have never had sex with an Asian!!

    I have never had sex with an Asian!! Your cute so HMU if Ur down I’m not a weirdo just a normal dude from la lol

    Submitted by L.

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  4. Punctuation. Please.

    Submitted by B:

    hey there

    Mar. 23, 2010 – 11:55pm

    Im just saying hi i was reading the About me stuff and its awesome really nice qualities =] that’s always a + too in my book! I cant believe im actually using this site a friend of mine told me this site today and such its cool i mean i dont use these kinds of sites but hey first time for everything lol soo what kind of music do you like? i know random lol but im just urious

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    B says:

    The lack of punctuation in the above message just made the whole thing seem frantic. Frantic, and very, very young. LOL. I didn’t respond. 

     
  5. My Self-Summary
sup? im B***. im a laidback guy who  knows how 2have a good time. all theguys want 2 be me and all  the chicks want 2 be with me.

    My Self-Summary

    sup? im B***. im a laid
    back guy who knows how 2
    have a good time. all the
    guys want 2 be me and all the chicks want 2 be with me.

     
  6. image: download

    Submitted by G:

My Self-Summary:
im a 23 y/o bum livs with his dad i know thats what gets the ladies lol i love movies punk rock and laying around i want to move to cali to grow pot but im terrible with money i bought a fog machine last week

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE A WINNER.Now that’s some serious class. 

    Submitted by G:

    My Self-Summary:

    im a 23 y/o bum livs with his dad i know thats what gets the ladies lol i love movies punk rock and laying around i want to move to cali to grow pot but im terrible with money i bought a fog machine last week

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE A WINNER.
    Now that’s some serious class. 

     
  7. Just keepin’ it real.
Submitted by D.

    Just keepin’ it real.

    Submitted by D.

     
  8. He’s a man. A 4-hour man, to be exact.

    My Self-Summary

    I’m not going to write an essay… i know what im about and who i am. Connections start with a physical attraction anyway, so if you think im good for it, then maybe i’ll tell you my life story lmao, also wonder if women really care how much of these boxes i filled out? llmao. I’d like to add, that if your an older women, and you deny me because of my age. I’m pretty sure its your loss. I’m not a fucking kid. I am a man.

    The most private thing I’m willing to admit here:

    i’m a four hour man, even if you don’t believe me, i can always prove it :)