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What a keeper!
Submitted by C.
Asian fetish, great speller, soul mate.
nice profile,i just like to say i am a good man. my profile mite not say that much about me. but and i have tattoos ,but i love art and tattoos are art. and some times people don’t see that tell thy get to no me.and see that im this lovable guy. in side and out. to tell you the truth im saving my money to fly to filippines to find me a Asian girl to marry me. i believe Asian girls no how to treat there man and no how hard life is. and thy are raised to love there family . and god. and to be true to there man and not cheat on him. not like most of girls in USA. and not be like a butter fly, that flys to all men.
Submitted by C.
Sound familiar?
after a rigorously brief overview of your profile, i wanted to let you know i have already married and divorced you in my mind.
thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories… you will always have a special place in my heart.
your ex-husband,
- a*****
p.s.
you can keep the beach house in florida as long as i can have the dog and my dvd’s back.
Submitted by G.
(Source: okcupidkillme)
You can’t understand me. [I am uncomfortable.]
“Hi, how are you. I am researcher in [redacted] University and new in USA. I need girlfriend here. I can’t speak English very well and I can’t understand very well. Do not be afraid, I am only not well. You looks very beautiful and I’d like to meet you a lot. Everybody likes me in my Country. I am a romance; like beautiful flowers; going to movie with you; sightseeing together New York, museums important building; to have sex; walking together hand in hand and kissing your lips. Maybe you can notice my green eyes. But don’t kiss, you can’t understand me. I am kissing very well (girls kissed by me say me). I think you send me an e-mail too. See you…”
Submitted by L.
(Source: okcupidkillme)
