1. Why couldn’t it be Taylor Lautner?

    From Zombie_*********

    Where’s [the city I live in]? It may help me with my hunting for fresh meat tonight. Don’t worry, I won’t hunt you though. I don’t like to eat pretty girls like you. Mmmnnnguuuhhhaaaaaaarrrrrrrrnnnnnngggggguuuuuhhhhhaaaaa~~~ <—Me singing for you.

    Submitted by N.