This is what we have to look forward to?
The tales of being a cognizant female on OKCupid.
My self-summary
I am the triangulation of Vinayan wanderlust , Khan-esque battlehunger and virility, and a culinary acumen that rivals the minimalist-yet-succulent machinations of Mark Bitteman. I enjoy carnivorism , animal activism, snowboarding , and salting the earth. I can also cook minute rice in 20 seconds.
Hola Bella,
You are utterly captivating, enticingly alluring, and devastatingly sexy. If there is a beauty within you that should even compare to such loveliness, then anyone would be very fortunate to know you.
It is no chore to see how perfectly you would fit within my embrace, neither to imagine it perfectly difficult to behave were I ever so fortunate to find you there.
Intrigued,
Jack
Submitted by M.