This is what we have to look forward to?
The tales of being a cognizant female on OKCupid.
Submitted by C.
Hi Dear
I am looking for cute lady like you. You are so attractive and my type. I am Japanese, experienced, gentle, happy person, unselfish, drug and disease free. I prefer casual relationship but not one night, trusted partner as long as you want.
Let’s have coffee or drink first to see how you like me. I am person love to please lady a lot. I am sure you will like it.
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Wow, you are hot and sexy! wait! is that you who gave me a hard on just now? :P lol
(Source: okcupidkillme)
I’m 5’6, have a low paying job and don’t drive. Also still a virgin. Completely undateable. Do you wanna meet up?
(Source: okcupidkillme)
are your legs okay? they look a bit bruised
just givin’ ya the heads up
might need to get that looked at
or amputated
whichev is more convenient
(Source: okcupidkillme)
Hey. I like your legs.
(Source: okcupidkillme)
you dye your hair, but i don’t care.
if your tits are fake, i’m unaware.
i just love the way you shake in your underwear
i really wanna see what you got under there.
and i’m unprepared to let you pass me by
let a few good ones go, hurt the worst the last time
i can’t keep you off my crass mind,
i really mean it, but don’t ask why.
Submitted by F.
