Im in renton im if im right we sould fight well I just love a good fight with someone with wit im a bit of an ass need a good friend/enemy to challenge me
Submitted by L.
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We sould fight.
The worst answer to this that I can think of is “poop.”
if you were sitting on the beach and after a while you realized you were sitting on my face cos i had been buried in the sand with just my face above the surface would you get up or stay sitting?
Submitted by L.
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Submitted by P.
A “set of haiku for you” is only ominous on OkCupid.
A set of haiku for you, inspired by that brutish picture…
She asked for one thing
she made me promise bruises
gently I obliged
She looked so angry
when promises of bruises
came true with such force
So from here I am not sure what direction to go. But I am good for conversations about subversion of authority, metaphysics, and perspectives on why the ocean is salty. Additionally, I am good for the adventure. I find acts of sabotage pleasurable, but acts of pleasure shouldn’t be sabotaged. Finally I know the best way to discover that the ocean is salty is to dive in, past midnight, when the water is darkest.
Submission.
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Don’t all relations start in a friend zone? I mean beside the truly sexual ones, of coarse.
— Submission.
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You are so cute I want to swim in jello on the galapagos islands with Oprah, Lady Gaga, and Darth Vader, you should join me next tuesday. Just be sure to bring some gummi bears and alcohol.
— Is this a game of Mad Libs? Submitted by K.
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Submission.
Irony.
Ohmigosh, you’re adorable with your dimple… So adorable in fact I’m going to adopt you as my new little sister. Don’t worry, we’ll spend all our time together climbing trees and drinking kool-aid :-). Most important question I will ever ask you: “Golden slumbers fill your eyes/smiles awake you when you rise,” or “You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead”? That should be self explanatory, right?
You actually seem like a pretty cool person, I’d love to get together sometime and let you cook for me, haha. Wait! You’re not crazy are you?
Submitted by G.
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Submission.
Let me be your plumber.
When I look at your pictures, I get drunk with desire. You radiate beauty like a star radiates light and it is intoxicating. We should talk. I want to be with you ! As anything… If you won’t let me be your husband or a lover, at least let me be some sort of pet or servant to you… A driver, a body guard, training partner, cook, maid, assistant, mechanic, plumber, handy man… I want to be in your life. Desperately… Pretending I am not hungry when in fact I am starving, it is not something I want to do. Besides, I want to be with you because you are amazingly beautiful. I want to worship your beauty, the God within you, I want to live in bliss….
Submitted by L.
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