I had mentioned that I was pretty good at classic rock trivia in my profile, and she just starts riffing on it in her intro message…
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(Source: okcupidkillme)
Call me Ms. Burton if you’re nasty…
A main profile pic for some chick. Submitted by G.
Tell me more about your past failed relationships - and leave out the punctuation, please!
I am fun and outgoing. I like being around calm laid back people.
I am looking for two things one is friends and a man I can connect with, I haven’t had that in a long time and I tired of settling for less I do because I am a really nice person and if I think a guy is nice I must keep well this is not the case anymore when I say connect I mean mentally physically and have things in common the last 2 guys I was with we had nothing in common it was just a pleasant time now that is a waste of my time and his time if that’s the case let’s be friends I am 25 time to start getting what I want out of life at least I can control that.
Submission.
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Women Send Men Weird Messages Too: Good Pick Up Lines
: i am going to state the obvious your eye lashes like horses eyes
: and the smile sparkling teeth
Reason #8402 why you should not put a picture of your girl(?)friend in your OkCupid profile when looking for a poly-amorous third wheel.
I’m looking for
- Bi girls only
- Ages 21-27
- Near me
- Who are single
- For casual sex
Well, aren’t you just a peach.
Wink
Jul. 4, 2010 – 6:48pm
i hate that they make you include a note in your winks, now. that defeats the purpose of being passive aggressive!
I love you peasant girl swirling.
hello
May 21, 2010 – 1:11pm
The Princess Bride is a top ten of mine! And Lost In Translation has been my life in Japan … all of it anyone will laugh at and have experienced.
I love you peasant girl swirling; do you dance for soft butch sailors on a port call?
You have a feminine elegance that I miss … that is appealing … and methinks you dance seductively.
I don’t dance at all, a cost of my being an officer, I am rigid and yes you would probably have loads of fun bringing me to speechlessness and blushing in public with ease with what I imagine you can be playfully capable of.
You are cute and more the better I sense that you have a keen sense of the tragic in life if I may guess at your disposition.
I will be stationed in ******* again north shore; is it too far and are you (or desire) monogamous and are you (in private) submissive?
T******
