1. Call me Ms. Burton if you’re nasty…

    I had mentioned that I was pretty good at classic rock trivia in my profile, and she just starts riffing on it in her intro message…

    Submitted by T.

    (Source: okcupidkillme)

     
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    A main profile pic for some chick. Submitted by G.

    A main profile pic for some chick. Submitted by G.

     
  3. Tell me more about your past failed relationships - and leave out the punctuation, please!

    I am fun and outgoing. I like being around calm laid back people.
    I am looking for two things one is friends and a man I can connect with, I haven’t had that in a long time and I tired of settling for less I do because I am a really nice person and if I think a guy is nice I must keep well this is not the case anymore when I say connect I mean mentally physically and have things in common the last 2 guys I was with we had nothing in common it was just a pleasant time now that is a waste of my time and his time if that’s the case let’s be friends I am 25 time to start getting what I want out of life at least I can control that.

    Submission.

    (Source: okcupidkillme)

     
  4. Women Send Men Weird Messages Too: Good Pick Up Lines

    (6:36:19 pm)i am going to state the obvious your eye lashes like horses eyes

    (6:36:28 pm)and the smile sparkling teeth

     
  5. Reason #8402 why you should not put a picture of your girl(?)friend in your OkCupid profile when looking for a poly-amorous third wheel.

    Reason #8402 why you should not put a picture of your girl(?)friend in your OkCupid profile when looking for a poly-amorous third wheel.

     
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    I’m  looking for
Bi girls only
Ages 21-27
Near me
Who are single
 For casual sex

    I’m looking for

    • Bi girls only
    • Ages 21-27
    • Near me
    • Who are single
    • For casual sex
     
  7. Well, aren’t you just a peach.

    Wink

    Jul. 4, 2010 – 6:48pm

    i hate that they make you include a note in your winks, now. that defeats the purpose of being passive aggressive!

     
  8. I love you peasant girl swirling.

    hello

    May 21, 2010 – 1:11pm

    The Princess Bride is a top ten of mine! And Lost In Translation has been my life in Japan … all of it anyone will laugh at and have experienced.

    I love you peasant girl swirling; do you dance for soft butch sailors on a port call?

    You have a feminine elegance that I miss … that is appealing … and methinks you dance seductively.

    I don’t dance at all, a cost of my being an officer, I am rigid and yes you would probably have loads of fun bringing me to speechlessness and blushing in public with ease with what I imagine you can be playfully capable of.

    You are cute and more the better I sense that you have a keen sense of the tragic in life if I may guess at your disposition.

    I will be stationed in ******* again north shore; is it too far and are you (or desire) monogamous and are you (in private) submissive?

    T******

     
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