Got this gem from a dude who said he lives with his parents, doesn’t have a driver’s license (at 19?!), wants to be a professional WWE wrestler, and every single one of his pictures are with a different girl every time.
Hi my name is Mike i’m 19 from ****** I am on here looking for a woman who wants to be intimate have a sexual relationship and maybe even an actual dating relationship but i’m most importantly looking for a woman who wants to take my virginity
To which I replied, “You’re not gonna get it that way.”
He responded with
I want sex now lol. and i’m not trying to sound greedy and rude and stuff thats what i want
Hoo boy. I went to look at his profile and his first three things are
1. computer I need my computer so I can go onto dating sites like this one to talk to women so I can try to find someone to take my virginity
2. sex even though I haven’t had sex before I really want to experience it and without sex none of us would be here right now so yeah lol
3. women
I would almost feel sorry for the kid if he weren’t such a dumbass.
Submitted by B.