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    Submitted by A: 

    Subject: HELLO! LOL 

    Jun. 30, 2010 – 11:06pm

    ello im hip nice to meet u and yes my name is hip its on my birth certificate. i see ur not the usual girls on here or so u say. im not ur average guy^^ hmm im not afraid of heights and im not afraid of public speak goddamit its America ppl freedom of speak we fight for years for this right and ima use to the fullest lol. hmm not afraid of clowns but i did punch one on the face one day cause he thought it was funny to have me sit and have him do something on my head. yea he had a real red noise that day. hmm ill tell wat im afraid of tho. im not scared of getting hit getting shot at or getting cut but im only afraid of girls crying idk y but i do. primarly cause i hate how i cant make them feel any better. i dont read much cause sometimes i dont kno a word and sit there for hours and i mean hours trying to firgure it out then i just lose interst and do something else. o if u dont kno what u want in life then maybe u should ask me but u gonna have to tell me something that u like to do if u like reading then y not be a book writer who knows maybe one day ull get famous then u can send me a copy but dont use big words plz lol ^^ hmm i geuss u like to talk not in a bad way but meet new ppl. hmmm i love to cook but i make nothing but meats tho lol and soup meaty soup. no veggys for me i hate it. do u like sweets if u do omg u make some of my recipes and ur gonna O.D off for sugar lol. u stand up for ur friends that great ill do the same for mine i dont see my friends as friends i see them as a family.hmmm so what was ur most private thing u did? ill tell u mine i went bowling and my friend said clayachen as the threw the bowling ball and my fingers didnt come off the ball soo where the ball went i went. i got half way down the ally then the ball finally let go of my fingers and i was still slideing on my bum lol and geuss what i got a strike. then i tryed walking back to my friends so i can choke him but keep falling on my bum. and the whole bowling place laugh the asses off man i was laughing too ^^ love makeing ppl smile even at me. and yes i would like it if u talk to me ^^ thank u hope to hear from u >.< comon now lol u heart ^^ thank you for that heart. so tell me about urself well wat i didnt read on ur profile that cant be everything about u. u have to have things u save to tell others rite? dont be afaird to tell me im not like other dudes to tell the world. i dont really care what type of person u are along as u a good person to me. eeven if others dont think of u like that good and bad is up to ppl to decide. plz use alot of words lol if u tell me ill…. (o.U)?)(::) give u a cookie! lol

     
  2. ITALIAN FOOD AT TIP OF MANHATTEN

    Submitted by SC:

    Message:

    WAS IT MY IDEA TO YOU TO WALK THE PROMENADE ! EAT AT THE TIP OF MANHATTAN THEN HOP THE H2O FERRIES TO ANY WARE AND NOT KNOW TILL WE GET THERE !

    OR WAS A FIGMENT OF A VERY ACTIVE BRAIN ?

    SOOTHE…….I REALLY NEED TO HAVE A SERIOUS BI-TALK !

    AS A STREET PHOTOGRAPHER I WILL NOT SURFACE SHOOT - - -

    BEFORE MY NEXT PHOTO SHOT I WANT TO DIG INTO YOUR
    SEXUALLY DIG/DIG/DIG - - NOT FOR DIRT BUT TO
    UNDERSTAND WHAT IS BEYOND YOUR FACADE — MAYBE
    YOU WILL WANT TO WORK AND BECOME A MUCH NEEDED LEAZON TO BRING OTHER BI- WOMEN INTO OUR PERSONAL
    RESEARCH
    NOT ONLY THAT YOU MAY DECIDE TO PARTNER UP WITH ME
    FOR THE NEXT PROJECT ::

     
  3. Check Republic.

    Submitted by L:

    Subject: HI!

    May 26, 2010 — 3:17PM

    Hi, my name is M*** and L*** i like the night life too! I love the big cities you like and i currently just got back from traveling to Europe. I have been in Europe for two weeks traveling to Switzerland, Germany, Austria, Check republic, and Italy. I went to major cities such as, Venice, Prague, and Amsterdam. Amsterdam was amazing and i wish i could live there. All the coffee shops you could ever dream of with anything you wanted on the menu. People there don’t get addicted to any drugs because they have always had them around. There was never a law against any of it, so i guess people just got tired of them. You won’t see addicts in Amsterdam and that is cool. People know the balance there; what is right and wrong. Anyway, got to head out.

    Thanks, M***

     
  4. Oooh. Kiiinda backed me into a corner here…

    can’t be all bad if you like scotch…

    May 15, 2010 – 11:14pm

    so i’m writing this because well, you seem like a pretty cool lady.

    i also was inspired to write you because of your claim that you make people feel kind of uncomfortable. kind of curious how…oh and tho i’m not a heavy drinker i do enjoy a good scotch on occasions after a long day.

    we should get to know each other…hope all’s well

    c***

    p.s.
    maybe you can tell me why NO ONE is responding to me. we can discuss in detail if you decide to write back.

     
  5. Caption: Party Manimal

Submitted by LD

    Caption: Party Manimal

    Submitted by LD

     
  6. I think 15% is a little conservative.

    1. 26/M/Straight
    2. 84% match / 15% enemy
    3. S: u like getting fucked in da ass
    4. E: why because i'm a redhead?
    5. S: no ur personality
    6. E: explain.
    7. S: you try really hard, kinda pretentious
    8. E: pretentious people are too good to get fucked in "da ass"
    9. S: you're right I mean to say D'ass
    10. S: http://www.bigdass.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/bigasscherokee.jpg
    11. S: CLICK
    12. E: thanks, i'm good.
    13. S: CLICK IT
    14. E: i stopped clicking on troll links in 1998 when it stopped being funny.
     
  7. Greetings

    Submitted by M:

    You seem like a pretty cool and interesting person, so I thought I would send you an initial greeting. I’d like the opportunity to know more about you. :)

    A quick little bit about me: I live in [redacted] and work as an IT operations specialist (computer networks/servers) for a fortune500 in Downtown [redacted]. My interests are pretty diverse; mostly movies, reading, music, science/technology, history, theatre, and socializing with friends (we can certainly talk in more detail about those in any future correspondence). I also want to be clear that I am Polyamorous as I have come to find that tends to be a dealbreaker for some people, even for friendships.

    Overall, I am pretty open, so if there is anything you would like to know, just ask.

    Hope to hear back from you soon.
    Cheers,
    J**

    This reads like my college acceptance letter. And its from a guy that looks like my high school shop teacher.

     
  8. You read me like a book being read by a blind, illiterate horse.

    [Name of Artist]

    Apr. 25, 2010 – 8:23am

    Would you care to join me at the Art Institute of ******* and ******* exhibition in particular? It is a very important exploration into his work which changes how one must assess Modern Art.

    Getting into you pants would not technically violate any of the immutable laws of the Universe but it seems highly unlikely. Besides I am an arrogant SOB and I have never had trouble in that dept, so there would be no expectation from me. You can be put at ease (although I am a guy and you are quite fair!) So I seek your friendship…Nothing more.

    I am nothing but a temporal disturbance in the
    reality of my non existence!

     
  9. image: download

    Note: He is at a restaurant, not a Star Wars Convention. He just carriers around a WORKING LIGHT SABER.

What I’m doing with my life
I was working on becoming a photographer (I wanted to take pictures for the Suicide Girls), but now I&#8217;m working on becoming a video game programmer.

    Note: He is at a restaurant, not a Star Wars Convention. He just carriers around a WORKING LIGHT SABER.

    What I’m doing with my life

    I was working on becoming a photographer (I wanted to take pictures for the Suicide Girls), but now I’m working on becoming a video game programmer.

     
  10. image: download

    Submitted by G:
A 19-year-old boy scout.That&#8217;s&#8230; admirable? 

    Submitted by G:

    A 19-year-old boy scout.
    That’s… admirable?