Well, that went downhill fast.
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Him:
Hola como estas
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Me:
bien, y tu?
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Him:
Whsts your name?
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Him:
Its a beutiful day any plans for today?
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Me:
um, nope!
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Him:
De donde eres?
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Someone's on a tight "get laid" schedule. [Submission.]
Him: this profile real?
Me: um, yes?
Him: your profile says youre interested in casual sex, is this true?
Me: are you a cop?
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Submission. What? You think women who like casual sex are unicorns? (Source: okcupidkillme)
You can even count this as a date, if you want.
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Him:
Truth or dare
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Me:
truth
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Him:
What r u wearing
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Me:
clothes.
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Me:
well that was fun.
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Submission.
Race Wars.
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Him:
I don’t tell everybody this but I have a machine that can change time and relative dimension in space.
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Me:
Can you go back in time and tell me why on earth you answered a question on here saying you think interracial marriages are wrong? That just seems so… odd.
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Him:
White women of child bearing age are less than 2% of the earths population. If you don’t think the white race is worth preserving that is your prerogative.
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Him:
You have some odd answers in your profile as well but I didn’t send you any complaints.
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Me:
Holy shit. People like you actually exist.
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[Submitted by A.]
Boy, you sure do know women good.
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Him:
Hello [Username].
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Him:
So why "[Username]"?
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Him:
Sounds like what you might nickname your battery operated boyfriend, ifyouknowwhatimean.
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Me:
Yikes.
At least you're on top of it. But don't expect anyone else to ever want to be.
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Note:
I’m a vegetarian and it says so on my profile.
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him:
i love the taste of cow
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him:
ha
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me:
yeah that’s pretty funny
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him:
good sarcasm
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him:
how ya doin
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him:
or ya lookin to talk more about what you wrote on your profile
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him:
or ya just not that interested
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me:
sorry telling me you like the taste of meat isn’t a funny pickup line for me
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him:
ive stopped using pick up lines
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him:
now im just a dick
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[Submitted by K.]
Definitely didn't see that coming.
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Them:
nice tats
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Me:
thanks
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Them:
yw just got my first
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Me:
what is it
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Them:
hebrew lettering on my left forearm
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Them:
I want one on my back next
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Them:
hello?
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Me:
sorry i'm heading off to a bbq
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Me:
what are you getting on you back
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Them:
ok ciao
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Them:
not sure yet
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Them:
I just starting doing porn so I want something interesting
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Me:
oh cool
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Them:
thanks
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Them:
I was asked to do it and it's gopd money
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Them:
you look like you could be a porn star too
What the hell just happened?
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Him:
you are way out of my league but maybe we can be besties?! im great at errands and stuff. wait nevermind how embarassingg.
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Him:
oh god cant i just send you paypal moneyy? eeek
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Me:
??
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Him:
oh god eek that just came out! seemed like a um good idea?! you rule tjhooo
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Me:
thanks
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Him:
just like..i dunno i found this random money in this random paypal i didnt know i had! so like um hiii
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Me:
going to bed. night!
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Him:
niteee
My name is my username.
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him:
hi
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him:
how you doing today?
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me:
ok, you?
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him:
im good my name is evan
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him:
whats your name?
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me:
guess.
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him:
[name]?
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me:
good guess
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him:
what do i win?
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me:
fuck all, really
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him:
really?
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me:
really.
Yeah, you could say that "came off bad."
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Him:
Oh god! Please tell me your legs are shopped.
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Him:
:(
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Me:
Why would they be?
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Him:
Are you just really thin? Sorry if that came off bad.
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Submitted by T.