Dec 6, 2011 – 8:38pm
hi there are u DTF?I really hope so cuz u are super fine and worth my time!!
Submission.
Editor’s note: DTF, for those of you who don’t waste your life watching Jersey Shore and other crap television, is “down to fuck.”
DTF?
You Need a Speech Filter, Too.
Noooooo.
Him:hey want to hang out some time?
Him:can I fuck you in my bed<3 ?
Him:Hiiiiiiiii whattt up?
Her:Noooooooo.
Him: well i thought u were cute and im also a vegetarian ,but ur a STUCK Up bitch,
Just go along with it.
[In a message from someone I’d never talked to before]
Him: hey ninja, how are you?!
Me: why am i a ninja?? o_O
Him: cause ninjas are like unknown, and you are unknown to me…? lol i tryed, your not supposed to ask questions just go along with it!
The real deal.
(5:13:52 pm) [deleted account]: can we hookup
(5:15:48 pm) me: That’s a new one.
(5:16:20 pm) [deleted account]: how can that be new, i thought gays were sexually active
(5:16:25 pm) [deleted account]: or bi’s
(5:18:01 pm) me: Uhhh.
(5:19:01 pm) [deleted account]: is that a no?
(5:21:06 pm) [deleted account]: my gf uses a strapon on me so i think im ready for the real deal
Submitted by M.
Where is that, exactly?
- OKCKM: Where is home?
- g**********: mmmm i'm actually from bangladesh
- g**********: it's a small country next to india
- g**********: i'm form bangladesh it's a small country near bangladesh
- OKCKM: I see.
Subjects could be transposed and achieve the same response: none.
Submitted by B.
That’s one way to look at it, I guess.
(11:42:23 pm)nudeslutm:hi how are you tonight?
(11:42:44 pm)b********:oh hello
(11:42:54 pm)nudeslutm:what does your okc name mean?
(11:43:34 pm)nudeslutm:mine was a late night drunken attempt to be provacative
(11:44:20 pm)b*******:I know what yours means, you don’t need to tell me.
This is what the rest of your life looks like.
- E: [discussion of a potential winner...]
- E: OH NO DEALBREAKER
- B: uh oh
- B: YES IN DISGUISE?!
- E: Which is bigger?
- Him The earth; Explaination: This is a metaphorical question, isn't it?
- Me: The sun
- B: Uh.
- B: Wait.
- B: .........
- E: ......
- E: Yeah.
- B: Uh.
- E: He's making me think, but not in a good way.
- B: I.
- E: In a way that hurts.
- B: That just made me tear up a little bit.
- B: In a sad way, though.
- E: Most of this experience is pretty sad.
- E: Right now.
- E: Hm.
- B: The.
- B: Earth.
- E: ...
- B: I want to hear his explanation for that
- E: It's.... big, yes. It is a big thing.
- E: But.
- E: I mean.
- E: The sun.
- B: How would like
- B: I can't.
- B: Nope.
- B: I can't talk about this.
- B: Makes me too sad.
- E: I need a drink.