1. Uh, what?

    you dye your hair, but i don’t care. 
    if your tits are fake, i’m unaware. 
    i just love the way you shake in your underwear 
    i really wanna see what you got under there. 

    and i’m unprepared to let you pass me by 
    let a few good ones go, hurt the worst the last time 
    i can’t keep you off my crass mind, 
    i really mean it, but don’t ask why.

    Submitted by F.