OkCupid, Kill Me

Taking The Hint 101

1. Him: Do you like bi guys?
2. Me: I don't not like bi guys...?
3. Him: Cool, I'm bi but I like being discreet about it. So, how are you?
4. Me: Interesting introduction.
5. Him: So, do you hang out with a lot of gay/bi people?
6. Me: I guess so. I mean. I don't go out of my way or anything.
7. Him: Cool, so what are you looking for?
8. Me: That's what my profile is for.
9. Him: Maybe we can hang out sometime?
10. Me: I don't think so, bro.