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Do you like movies? I love them. A lot of people ask me, “Hey, you’re from America. Are you racist?” And, the answer to that question is, no. I’m not racist or judgmental at all. Am I interested in your you? You bet I am! I’m taking being a boyfriend to the next level. Email me! I’ll hook you up with background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies. If you want a next-generation boyfriend who consistently blows your mind with awesomeness, then hit me up. I’m ready to take you out.
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