This is a first time message from a slightly strange looking guy in who lived about an hour and a half away from me
Hey there, Gorgeous Lady! How’s life treating you down in the City?
Okay, honestly though, I need your help. The CIA is trying to steal a very important piece of my anatomy, and I need somewhere I can hide it! Couldja help me out there? ;)
I got the message while out drinking with coworkers and decided to let my boss respond:
Be careful, my phone is tapped. I have a secure landline: 415749150.
He was suprisingly into it. Some people are weirddddd.
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