April 2012
11 posts
Occupy your brain, for a change.
- him: nice tits ;) [Reader's note: from a guy with an Anonymous mask - note he describes himself as an anarchist in his profile. Obviously no pictures of my ‘tits’, but whatever.]
- me: Nice to see sexism is alive and well on the anarchist community. Why on earth would you think that would be attractive to say to a woman, much less one on a dating site?
- him: what do you expect, i am Iranian! if you have covered yourself like allah said you should then i wouldn’t have to say that right ?! believe it or not some girls like to be complimented that way, and i actually don’t see why it is insulting, i love it if a girl says nice ass or nice arms legs etc. but i said it purely to get your attention which was successful. now fuck you for calling me sexist :D
- me: Hmmm,which do I like more, the ‘fuck you for calling me sexist’, the ‘just to get your attention’ or that old classic, “if you have covered yourself like allah said you should then i wouldn’t have to say that right”
OkSerialKiller.
- *******per: Softly is the best way to kill
Multiple choice: A. Bon Iver lyric. B. Text from court testimony of a lunatic. C. Line in an OK Cupid message to me.
“My pet cockatiel introduced me to kale, and now I really like it.”
Submitted by S.
A staggering literary effort.
Like your profile. Think you’re cute.
Message from ********ron
I have NOTHING in my profile, no pictures, no essays. NADA!
- Him: 650 *** **49
- Me: is this a real thing right now?
- Him: in pacifica waiting 650 *** **49
- Me: what the fuck? waiting for what?
- Him: whats this real thing right now
- Him: wanted get laid up for it
- Submitted by M.
Yeah, I'm not going to block out the name on this one.
How was your weekend? Did you dress up as sexy (blank) and set back the women’s movement by decades?
Sent from the OkCupid app
Sent October 30, 2011
Message from the_easy_rider
Sent to your one of your loving OKCKM gals. I think it’s safe to say: if you’re using the OkCupid phone app to troll chicks and send them gross, misogynistic messages… your opinion is probably pretty irrelevant.
Shakespeare likes my hair. Yessss.
“With a simple hello, by an unwitting fellow
the conversation begins
Commencing with titles, the word smith does idle
deciding his words with care
Shakespeare he’s called, but not the true bard at all
or a sonnet would surely be here
A compliment to her hair and style, comes with a smile
as he asks how she is this day.”
Submitted by A.
Someone watches the Colbert Report...!
I only kiss after talking about Chomsky.
Message from *********1
Sent from the OkCupid app