June 2011
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What the fuck?
>Hi there,
How are you doing? So, I do realize this will sound quite unusual and perhaps even weird but i was just wondering if perhaps you would consider becoming my sister? Just to clarify, this is an actual sincere question so i definitely appreciate you taking the time to read it. Take care and i look forward to hearing back from you soon.
>You’re right, that is weird. I am...
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your beautiful, brillent
Your beautiful, brillent, be care as your to cool to be on this site…I hate the lakers there like the yankees who I hate more Melville, sports night and your hatred of the lakers made me type this I only hope to be lucky enough to hear back xo
Submitted by L.
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Because nothing makes a good first impression like...
(My friend asked me to submit this for her because her work keeps her from getting on tumblr.)
I REALLY like your Profile!! A lot. Your intelligent and attractive, with much style. I looked at your photos first, then read your profile. The more I read, the more interesting it got…Then all of a sudden, this woman’s voice popped into my head and started reading aloud!!! .(O_o). lmfao!...
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I Might've Been Happy With Sexual Chocolate . . .
Hey there, Very cute profile. You seem like a lot of fun. You cvan’t write that nobody can pronounce your name though without actually saying what your name is! My name’s ***. So you can tell me yours, or I’ll just have to call you hot chocolate!
Because it’s every black girl’s dream to be called “hot chocolate” by a white stranger.
Submitted by D.
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Unbreak my heart.
Wassup Jun 12, 2011 – 4:22pm
Wana be my lil princess lol jk
58% Enemy53% Friend24% Match Message from b******
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So you eat meat, have a cat, and read thesauruses?...
My self-summary
I am the triangulation of Vinayan wanderlust , Khan-esque battlehunger and virility, and a culinary acumen that rivals the minimalist-yet-succulent machinations of Mark Bitteman. I enjoy carnivorism , animal activism, snowboarding , and salting the earth. I can also cook minute rice in 20 seconds.
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Uh, what?
you dye your hair, but i don’t care. if your tits are fake, i’m unaware. i just love the way you shake in your underwear i really wanna see what you got under there. and i’m unprepared to let you pass me by let a few good ones go, hurt the worst the last time i can’t keep you off my crass mind, i really mean it, but don’t ask why.
Submitted by F.
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Nausea.
mmmm… such luscious lips..and eyes. you ooze such sensuality with them.. I m not going to go around the bush and say things .. but you are hottt.. and true exotic indian beauty.. ur skin tone is such a dusky shimmer.. I bet you love being kissed and cuddled and loved.. those nice full breasts..wonder how you’d feel when they are slowly sucked by a nice pair of wet lips.. u’d moan...
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Smooth.
I would love to buy you a drink, but what would I get in return? Haha Hey, how are you?
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Asian amputee murder-porn link
Dec. 19, 2010 – 9:04pm
Sorry for the lag in response time. Parole officer made a surprise visit; found the meth lab, the counterfeit bill operation, my Russian mail order bride scam, the child pornography litho press for my account with the Vatican, some skulls, the arc of the covenant, and that my library card had expired. Fortunately my p. o. owns a pet monkey named black tar heroin,...
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Attention: Not Looking for a "Hook Up," just for...
OK here it goes please don’t take this wrong.. I feel we could hit it off but lets face it, if the sex isn’t good for either of us we will want out right? so lets get together and see if we can please one another and go from there. I am not looking for a hook up or a one night stand. we may never know unless we try right? so let me know and lets get to it. J*****
Submitted by M.
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Why couldn't it be Taylor Lautner?
From Zombie_*********
Where’s [the city I live in]? It may help me with my hunting for fresh meat tonight. Don’t worry, I won’t hunt you though. I don’t like to eat pretty girls like you. Mmmnnnguuuhhhaaaaaaarrrrrrrrnnnnnngggggguuuuuhhhhhaaaaa~~~ <—Me singing for you.
Submitted by N.
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A Series of Unfortunate Events
Hi, I don’t care how many items you have in your cart, I could check you out all day long. Haha, I stole that line from the internet. I think it’s supposed to be used at the supermarket, but oh well. Anyway, I just came across your profile, and think you’re super pretty. Are you single? If so, is there any way you’d be interested in just a friends-with-benefits kinda...
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You're doing it wrong.
MY AIM OF CONTACTING YOU IS TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF THIRTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY (US$35,000,000) OUT OF NIGERIA AND INTO YOUR TRUSTED BANK ACC- ok, just kidding. You seem pretty cool and I didn’t really know how to just blind send a message so I punted. Hi. I’m Nick. How’s it going?
Yeah, not that way.
Submitted by O.
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I have a thesaurus from 1894.
Hola Bella, You are utterly captivating, enticingly alluring, and devastatingly sexy. If there is a beauty within you that should even compare to such loveliness, then anyone would be very fortunate to know you. It is no chore to see how perfectly you would fit within my embrace, neither to imagine it perfectly difficult to behave were I ever so fortunate to find you there. Intrigued, Jack
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Who says chivalry is dead?
I got this message from a guy who is about 20 years my senior and severely overweight with a user name containing “cuckold.”
“May 15, 2011 – 9:25pm Hi there. i was wondering if you’d ever consider having a one-way open relationship where you were dating a guy and you had the option to casually see other men whenever you wanted? And in between your dates with other...
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