>Hi there,
How are you doing? So, I do realize this will sound quite unusual and perhaps even weird but i was just wondering if perhaps you would consider becoming my sister? Just to clarify, this is an actual sincere question so i definitely appreciate you taking the time to read it. Take care and i look forward to hearing back from you soon.
>You’re right, that is weird. I am already a sister, thanks!
>So what?
>So, no thank you.
Submitted by C.
Your beautiful, brillent, be care as your to cool to be on this site…I hate the lakers there like the yankees who I hate more
Melville, sports night and your hatred of the lakers made me type this I only hope to be lucky enough to hear back
xo
Submitted by L.
(My friend asked me to submit this for her because her work keeps her from getting on tumblr.)
I REALLY like your Profile!! A lot. Your intelligent and attractive, with much style. I looked at your photos first, then read your profile. The more I read, the more interesting it got…Then all of a sudden, this woman’s voice popped into my head and started reading aloud!!! .(O_o). lmfao! SMH. My imagination roams wild sometimes!!! I dont even know you, and I am already thinking of what you might sound like. By the way, my name is Kevin. You can just call me Kev. lol. But hey, check out my profile whenever its convenient, and if you like what you see and read, dont hesitate to reply.
Submitted by D.
Hey there,
Very cute profile. You seem like a lot of fun. You cvan’t write that nobody can pronounce your name though without actually saying what your name is! My name’s ***. So you can tell me yours, or I’ll just have to call you hot chocolate!
Because it’s every black girl’s dream to be called “hot chocolate” by a white stranger.
Submitted by D.
Wassup
Jun 12, 2011 – 4:22pm
Wana be my lil princess lol jk
58% Enemy53% Friend24% Match Message from b******
My self-summary
I am the triangulation of Vinayan wanderlust , Khan-esque battlehunger and virility, and a culinary acumen that rivals the minimalist-yet-succulent machinations of Mark Bitteman. I enjoy carnivorism , animal activism, snowboarding , and salting the earth. I can also cook minute rice in 20 seconds.
you dye your hair, but i don’t care.
if your tits are fake, i’m unaware.
i just love the way you shake in your underwear
i really wanna see what you got under there.
and i’m unprepared to let you pass me by
let a few good ones go, hurt the worst the last time
i can’t keep you off my crass mind,
i really mean it, but don’t ask why.
Submitted by F.
mmmm… such luscious lips..and eyes. you ooze such sensuality with them.. I m not going to go around the bush and say things .. but you are hottt.. and true exotic indian beauty.. ur skin tone is such a dusky shimmer.. I bet you love being kissed and cuddled and loved.. those nice full breasts..wonder how you’d feel when they are slowly sucked by a nice pair of wet lips.. u’d moan so passionately when licked and sucked between ur legs.. and rubbed by a hard wet cok… . Damn.. u give me goosebumps .. Lol .. so much so for such blunt thoughts.. :)
Submitted via e-mail by U.
I would love to buy you a drink, but what would I get in return? Haha Hey, how are you?
Dec. 19, 2010 – 9:04pm
Sorry for the lag in response time. Parole officer made a surprise visit; found the meth lab, the counterfeit bill operation, my Russian mail order bride scam, the child pornography litho press for my account with the Vatican, some skulls, the arc of the covenant, and that my library card had expired. Fortunately my p. o. owns a pet monkey named black tar heroin, and I had just gotten a shipment in from Istanbul. Close call.
You’re very kind to offer to create five new profiles for my emailing needs. I’m sure each one would be hysterical and as dangerously sexy as your profile, but right now I have all the distractions I need.
How are you? It would either be awesome or really awful, but I would like to meet you. Getting coffee seems passe, but would you be interested in an actual meal sometime? We can have a quiet dinner, this way after we’ve gotten tanked and unruly we can disrupt the other patrons trying to eat. Your move.
Submitted by L.
OK here it goes please don’t take this wrong.. I feel we could hit it off but lets face it, if the sex isn’t good for either of us we will want out right? so lets get together and see if we can please one another and go from there. I am not looking for a hook up or a one night stand. we may never know unless we try right? so let me know and lets get to it.
J*****
Submitted by M.
From Zombie_*********
Where’s [the city I live in]? It may help me with my hunting for fresh meat tonight. Don’t worry, I won’t hunt you though. I don’t like to eat pretty girls like you. Mmmnnnguuuhhhaaaaaaarrrrrrrrnnnnnngggggguuuuuhhhhhaaaaa~~~ <—Me singing for you.
Submitted by N.
Hi, I don’t care how many items you have in your cart, I could check you out all day long. Haha, I stole that line from the internet. I think it’s supposed to be used at the supermarket, but oh well. Anyway, I just came across your profile, and think you’re super pretty. Are you single? If so, is there any way you’d be interested in just a friends-with-benefits kinda thing? Sorry to be so upfront, just wanna be honest
Submitted by N.
MY AIM OF CONTACTING YOU IS TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF THIRTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY (US$35,000,000) OUT OF NIGERIA AND INTO YOUR TRUSTED BANK ACC- ok, just kidding. You seem pretty cool and I didn’t really know how to just blind send a message so I punted.
Hi. I’m Nick. How’s it going?
Yeah, not that way.
Submitted by O.
Hola Bella,
You are utterly captivating, enticingly alluring, and devastatingly sexy. If there is a beauty within you that should even compare to such loveliness, then anyone would be very fortunate to know you.
It is no chore to see how perfectly you would fit within my embrace, neither to imagine it perfectly difficult to behave were I ever so fortunate to find you there.
Intrigued,
Jack
Submitted by M.
I got this message from a guy who is about 20 years my senior and severely overweight with a user name containing “cuckold.”
“May 15, 2011 – 9:25pm Hi there.
i was wondering if you’d ever consider having a one-way open relationship where you were dating a guy and you had the option to casually see other men whenever you wanted? And in between your dates with other guys, he would do things to make your life easier (like cook, clean up after you, do your laundry, give massages, among many other things)? Despite the unconventional idea, it would otherwise be a normal relationship that’s so much more fun than a “traditional” one.
Your thoughts?”
Best part about it? The religion part of his “details” said: “Christianity and fairly serious about it.”
I don’t even.. I just.. wow.
Submitted by J.